jaredpadaleckis:

does everyone say B-E-A-UTIFUL like in bruce almighty when writing the word beautiful or is that just me

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itsokaynottob3okay:

legit just watched/fell in love with this
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bedussey:

is this the sims version of sexting
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lovelikewolves:

shatt3r3dknuckles:

intoxifaded:

cocaineburritos:

flying-blades:

as much as i love liquor, that’s pure death lmao


spelled fun wrong.

My future kitchen

It’s like Valhalla.

lol they put all the bad stuff in the back to hide it but no I see you mr Smirnoff I see you there hovering over wishing just once someone would want you for more than reasons like you’re affordable and come in large bottles it’s not my fault the other bottles hear you cry as you remember all the walks of shame and hangovers you’ve brought you just want someone to hold you and only you all night but that won’t happen because no one loves you mr Smirnoff you’re a liar and a cheat and I think I just described my love life. Yep. Ok then. Good bye.
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be-brave-be-unique:

everytime
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jaredpadaleckis:

does everyone say B-E-A-UTIFUL like in bruce almighty when writing the word beautiful or is that just me

(Source: jaredpadaleckis, via sober-thoughts)

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itsokaynottob3okay:

legit just watched/fell in love with this
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bedussey:

is this the sims version of sexting
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lovelikewolves:

shatt3r3dknuckles:

intoxifaded:

cocaineburritos:

flying-blades:

as much as i love liquor, that’s pure death lmao


spelled fun wrong.

My future kitchen

It’s like Valhalla.

lol they put all the bad stuff in the back to hide it but no I see you mr Smirnoff I see you there hovering over wishing just once someone would want you for more than reasons like you’re affordable and come in large bottles it’s not my fault the other bottles hear you cry as you remember all the walks of shame and hangovers you’ve brought you just want someone to hold you and only you all night but that won’t happen because no one loves you mr Smirnoff you’re a liar and a cheat and I think I just described my love life. Yep. Ok then. Good bye.
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be-brave-be-unique:

everytime
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