pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

academy:

a friend who owns a portable charger is a keeper let me give them a hell yea

"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
-Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

mcgaskarth:

after listening to fall out boy for the first time

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"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."
-Unknown (via perfect)